Screw You Google » search engines http://screwyougoogle.com A discussion of somewhat grey-hat SEO, and more in my quest to get rich online Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:30:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 My Mission Statement http://screwyougoogle.com/my-mission-statment/ http://screwyougoogle.com/my-mission-statment/#comments Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:00:08 +0000 admin http://screwyougoogle.com/my-mission-statment/ So here I go on a hopefully long and fruitful journey down a path that will free me of the Google machine. I have many, many, many sites geared towards getting tons of Google traffic, archiving the #1 keyword ranking, and spending countless hours getting links to my sites in hopes of getting a +1 to my page rank next time the G-men (No not the Giants but speaking of which ALL HAIL ELI & SCREW YOU TOM BRADY) decide to do an update. Hopefully they will at least do it correctly next time.

5 Reasons Why I Hate Google:

  1. It takes 5 seconds to get indexed, but 5 months to get a decent ranking
  2. They make arbitrary decisions without warning that hurt site
  3. Nothing ever gets done right the first time (I realize they have a lot to consider, but that’s why they are a billion dollar corporation with thousands of employees)
  4. When I build a site for them to like… they get mad (wow… Google and My Girlfriend… future article?)
  5. They punish the little guy (blogger) while catering to the big guy (advertisers)… can anyone say PayPerPost

Anyway… I considered blocking robots from my site but figured hey, I hate search engines at the current moment, not traffic. So I’ll allow them to spider my site and send their traffic in while I bitch and moan about how annoying they are. I know how it will go… the same way it always goes… the shitty little engines (usually MSN) will love my site and Google will say “good work, I’ll be back in 6 months, and if you’re still working your ass off maybe I’ll send you a few hits”.

So what am I going to spend my time on? I’m going to work to build a navigable site… nay a navigable community… where I will do my best to show a different way to get traffic. Web 2.0 baby! Stumble Upon, Digg, BlogCatalog… they will all be my friends; however, my #1 goal will be to provide useful information for my readers. I might even try to give a hand with some of you perusing the Google Machine’s blessing.

If you have an idea for the blog let me know. If you like the blog help the community by commenting and submitting it to all your favorite social media sites. If you want to write an article I’m always open to the suggestion.

Anyway subscribe to my feed and I’ll do my best not to let you down.

Until tomorrow continue to fight the Google machine

-DaMan

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